When I take a long time to finish,I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
He is thorough.
When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
He is busy.
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
He takes the initiative.
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating.
When I make a mistake,
You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
It's because he's overworked.
When I do well,
My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
He never forgets.
[Source: eMail Forward]
3 comments:
Are you attacking any one ;)?
Why should I da Uma? That was an all-encompassing collection of bits and peices out of an Appraisal talk. Its' a common phenomenon you see...
Two sides of the same coin - the head and the tail!
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