Be insured against ALIENS!

Do you know people insure themseleves against Aliens? You think this is a joke. Read on...

Today I read in the TIMES magazine that over 4,000 people on both sides of the Atlantic have taken out protection against kidnap by aliens. A UK based insurance company, Goodfellow Rebecca Ingrams Pearson (GRIP) provided this service to those frightened by the little green men throughout the 1990s. Back then, the cost of protecting yourself against UFOs was a mere £100 a year. Any individuals who could prove they’d been kidnapped by folk from another planet were entitled to claim for a bumper £100,000.

These bizarre policies made up over 10% of the company’s profits – and they didn’t stop with aliens. They also insure virgins against immaculate conception, prostitutes against loss of earnings and many more. It may sound bizarre, but it is true.

Unfortunately, GRIP insurers no longer provide protection against alien encounters, but America’s UFO Abduction Insurance Company will still insure those individuals scared of being spirited to a galaxy far, far away.

So its time to get insured. Against becoming a Vampire, being eaten by an alien,
against becoming the invisible man and many more. Anyhow, the Indian version must be different. May be we Indians must be insured against THEIVA KUTHANGALS ("sins towards Gods") and other God borne transition effects.